Today it is trendy to show to the world what kind of "products" you use. You know, the famous userbars. So why not print your favs on your t-shirt? Hmm, maybe 'cause it instigates to illegal conduct. Actually what the heck, El Che is sort of illegal from a democratic/capitalist perspective and I don't think anyone got busted for wearing a custom t-shirt with El Comandante. So, go ahead, legalize it! If Dutch people can live with it(actually dutch people can live with anything:whores,drugs,etc) why can't others?
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Weed user Custom T-Shirt
New TLD for sex freaks
.cum ....For now it is only in concept phase, but I will do some lobby, and hopefully the dream of any porn fan will become reality. This custom T-Shirt is the first step. I will definitely need your help to promote this project, so take it and wear. The best t-shirt a wanker can have. Imagine, your favorite website: www.ilove.cum , www.swallowmy.cum, etc.
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Like a virgin custom t-shirt
Sometimes you can read people from the way they act, move...you know, body language. This custom t-shirt does the same. It can read people. Wear it and get all the attention on the street. People will react: "Who, me?", "Damnit, it's really that obvious?", "No I don't you stupid t-shirt wearing bastard!". I actually wore this shirt yesterday. The funniest part was when a girl told me "Yup, you're right...let's fix that issue". Then I realized that I was actually virgin, so simply panicked...Me iz lame
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Free Parking
Having trouble finding parking space? You know, there are some spots that are ALWAYS free. Why don't you park there? Oh, those are for people with disabilities. Well, you're kind of retarded, aren't you? That's a disability too. What? You say you don't have a certificate for that? Too bad, see that's the advantage of being a policeman. You HAVE a certificate that testifies you were too retarded to become anything else.
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First step to a chinese world
Scientists say that by 2050 Chinese will be the new international culture, so we'll have to cope with it. Oh, well, not us, we'll be plain dead by then, but I feel sorry for my children who will have idols like Chun Lee Bog instead of Justin Timberlake jr., or will get obese because of Ho Bai Gong fast food instead of McDonald's. Anyway, this T-Shirt is one for the future. You know, I have a dream...and crap like that.
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I hate gay people...
...And what better way to express my fury than a purely masculine T-Shirt? Here it is, the ultimate anti-gay propaganda. Wear it and spread the fear among the gay community. It's vicious, it's hardcore, violent filled with gore and anger. If you ask me, it is somehow similar to those "Hell's Angels" outfits, isn't it? I warn you, you will attract a lot of rage, so I advise you to wear it combined with pink latex trousers. I'll leave you now, I have an appointment with my hair-stylist. Ciao.
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Grunge base T-Shirt
This one is a mainstream, "fashion" t-shirt. You can wear it in the street without getting raped or stuff like that. However it has a dark feeling so I don't recommend it if you are a drag queen or something similar. It just doesn't work that way. One of my friends actually impressed a girl with this one. Dumb girl, dumb girl. By the way, the white cracks look so much better in real life.
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